DWOAH: DMC! Dante vs Ragna the Bloodedge
Deadliest warriors of all historyDMC! Dante vs Ragna the BloodedgeSo..damn..edgyDMC! Dante info:Height: 6 foot 4Weight: 181lbsWeapons: Rebellion, Ebony & Ivory, Arbiter, Revenant, OsirisStrengths: Is the rebooted version of Devil May Cry’s Dante being half Angel and half Demon this time rather than half human and half Demon, Superhuman strength (Whilst his strength is nothing compared to the OG Dante this Dante possesses strength far above that of a peak human, Can easily manhandle lesser Demons, Forced back Mundus’s Giant form, It took an entire battalion of armed Police Officers to hold him down), Superhuman durability (Whilst nowhere near as durable as OG Dante this Dante possesses extreme superhuman durability, Shrugs off attacks from humans and lesser Demons, Survived being smashed through a building from the top of Silver Stacks Tower), Superhuman speed (Whilst nowhere near as fast as the OG Dante this Dante possesses incredibly speed and reflexes, Can speed blitz humans and lesser Demons, Can keep up with the likes of DMC! Vergil and Mundus), Has an extreme healing factor (Once tore open his own chest to confirm that he had a heart and was completely fine afterwards), Can activate Devil Trigger to receive a major boost in power, Survived years of being hunted by Demons, Defeated the Succubus, Bob Barbas and Lillith.Weaknesses: Is a pale comparison to the OG Dante and in some extent can be considered an insult to the original fans of the series, Is extremely cocky and arrogant which can work against him, Cannot activate Devil Trigger without his mother’s Necklace.Ragna the Bloodedge info:Height: 6 foot (human form) Several dozen feet (Black Beast form)Weight: 172lbs (human form) Several tons (Blast Beast form)Weapon: Blood ScytheStrengths: Is the main character and one of the most powerful beings of the Blazblue series, Extreme strength (Is one of the strongest characters of the Blazblue Roster, Can effortlessly break stone, Can effortlessly lift the likes of Iron Tager, Can match his brother Jin in strength, Can match the likes of Hakumen in strength), Extreme durability (Is one of the most durable characters of the Blazblue roster, Lost his arm without a hint of pain, Tanks being impaled through vital organs), Massively hypersonic speeds (Is one of the fastest characters of the Blazblue roster), Has an extreme healing factor, Can increase his power through the Azure Grimoire, If pushed far enough Ragna transforms into the Black Beast granting him a massive boost in power.Weaknesses: Despite his power Ragna isn’t invincible and can be taken down if damaged enough.Battle begin!Kicking open the door of his trailer Dante yawned and rubbed his neck as he then shrugged on his jacket to begin his day, the Nephalim being barely able to take two steps out of his trailer when suddenly a piece of paper blew into his face “god damn trash” he hissed ripping it off of his face and preparing to toss it when he noticed that it was a wanted poster.“Ragna the Bloodedge...damn dude can you get anymore edgy?” he smirked before whistling as he noticed the bounty prize on the poster “that’s a lot of zeroes, I could get a ton of cool shit with that, but where the hell am I going to find this guy?” he then pondered lowering the poster and glancing around only to notice the very man on the wanted poster lounging on a bench across from his trailer on the pier “well, that was easy”.Picking at his ear Ragna ignored the approaching man until he was right in front of him before giving him a curt “fuck off I’m busy”.Undeterred by Ragna’s standoffish attitude Dante simply held the wanted poster in front of his face, Ragna taking a moment a look at it before sighing “for god's sake”.A split second later the wanted poster was shredded as Dante thrust Rebellion through it only for Ragna to draw his Blood Scythe at the same time to block the attack, sparks flying as both large Swords as Ragna held off Dante’s thrust with a single arm before violently kicking him in the gut to send him back, the Nephalim flying back into his trailer making it fall back before it flipped right over the side of the pier and into the ocean below.“Oh come on my stuff was in there!” Dante exclaimed as Ragna casually got up from the bench and shouldered his massive Sword.“Don’t bitch about your shit, you’re going to be joining it soon enough” Ragna spat as he rushed towards Dante with a horizontal sweep of his Sword, the Nephalim quickly jumping over the attack and backflipping through the air, swapping Rebellion for Ebony & Ivory as he moved through the air raining bullets down upon the Bloodedge.As the bullets outright bounced off of him Ragna spun around swinging his Weapon downwards trying to cleave Dante out of the air, his Sword missing by inches as it came crashing down on the pier cutting through the old sodden wood of it, causing it to crack and snap for several dozen planks at either side of him.As the pier started to fall apart Dante landed and started to jump around the pier as the boards buckled and fell out from under him, firing at the Centralfiction who this time used his Blood Scythe to block the bullets, holding the Sword sideways as a pseudo Shield.Rushing forward using his Sword to deflect the bullets Ragna then launched himself at Dante with a Hell’s Fang attack, slashing his Blood Scythe across the Nephalim’s chest before slugging him full force with a vicious left hook, putting enough force behind the punch to send Dante flying straight off of the pier and into the nearby shore town.Landing hard Dante rebounded off of the concrete to land on his feet swapping to his Arbiter Axe as Ragna closely followed him, the Blood Scythe cracking the concrete of the road as Dante jumped back to avoid the downwards stab before swinging his Axe as hard as he could, the head of the Axe slamming against Ragna’s chest but despite it being able to cut through Demon’s like a hot Knife through butter it failed to even leave a mark, acting more like a blunt Weapon than an actual Axe.Swinging the Arbiter a few more times against Ragna who just took every hit, the Arbiter rebounding off of him until he caught hold of the Axe just under the head tearing it straight out of Dante’s hands, pulling him forward with the motion to drive his Blood Scythe straight into his abdomen.As the Sword tore into his stomach Dante drew his Revenant Shotgun, placing it under Ragna’s chin and pulling the trigger to blast him point blank in the face with Demonic buckshot, the shot feeling more like a powerful punch to the jaw rather than actually taking a Shotgun blast to the face as the shot sent Ragna stumbling back with his face smoking.Reloading his Shotgun as the Blood Scythe left his body allowing the wound to heal Dante then swapped to his Osiris Scythe, the Nephalim grinning maliciously as he rushed at Ragna swinging Osiris in an upwards sweep, carving the Bladed head of it up the Centralfiction’s body from groin to rib cage this time drawing blood.Grunting as blood spurted from his chest Ragna retaliated with a Inferno Divider, sweeping his Sword upwards so fast in a rising slash that it ignited the air as he struck Dante back before unleashing a blinding flurry of strikes and slashes with his Sword, the massive Blade sweeping through the air so fast it became borderline translucent as it carved all over Dante’s body.Throughout the attack every odd slice would miss and carve into the surroundings behind Dante, carving through the road, benches, parked cars and the air current of one of the slashes was so powerful it even cut a small building behind him clean in half.Finishing the assault by slamming the Blood Scythe to the Nephalim’s shoulder so hard it cut through his shoulder blade and into his rib cage puncturing one of his lungs, making Dante spit up blood as he quickly retaliated by driving the Blade of his Osiris Scythe straight through Ragna’s body catching him by surprise.“Tsk...not bad shit head…” Dante gasped as the tattoo on his upper back started to glow before he suddenly erupted in a red aura, his black hair turning a pristine white and his black jacket turning blood red as his activated his Devil Trigger, the action forcing Ragna back and expelling the Blood Scythe from his body allowing the deep gash wound to close and heal “now let’s turn it up a notch!”.“Mimicry will get you nowhere asshole!” Ragna roared back as he grabbed the Osiris Scythe and tore it out of his abdomen, the wound closing near instantly as he threw the Weapon away whilst Dante redrew Rebellion “come on then!”.With that both Swordsmen lunged at each other, their Swords impacting so hard against each other that it created a shockwave before they both started swinging and slashing as fast as they could, sparks flying like rain as Rebellion and Blood Scythe clashed against each other hundreds of times over before finally rebounding hard enough to knock both Swordsmen back.As he stumbled Dante drew Ivory and quickly fired the Pistol shooting Ragna in the face dangerously close to his eye, the shot staggering him further leaving him open for Dante to rush in and drive Rebellion clean through his chest and out of his back.“That bounty is fucking mine” the Nephalim sneered as he ripped Rebellion out of Ragna’s chest and swung it hard at his neck to decapitate him only for Ragna’s hand to snap up to catch the Blade “oh fucking come on!” he then exclaimed as a deep black aura began to rise from Ragna’s body.“FUCK OFF!!!!!” Ragna roared as his body then exploded with power, a deep black glow obscuring him as Dante was forced back, the ground shaking under them to the point that the buildings started to collapse as Ragna’s form began to grow and change shape into a huge Hydra-like Monster.Staring in shock as Ragna became the Black Beast towering over him at dozens of feet tall making him laugh nervously “should have stayed in bed this morning” he sighed as one of the Black Beasts heads shot towards him, the Nephalim jumping up to land on the Beast's head before running along its long Serpentine neck, ramming Rebellion into the Beasts neck to carve along it as he ran towards its body.Reaching the end of the neck Dante slashed at its base to try to decapitate it only for the wound to close up and heal before Rebellion could fully cut through it, the Nephalim then jumping from neck to neck slashing and carving at them whilst trying to evade each head as they snapped at him.“God...damn...bastard...fucking die!” Dante barked as he started to flail around wildly slashing at the Black Beast’s heads until one caught hold of him, its Fangs tearing into his body making him drop Rebellion as his Devil Trigger ran out reverting him back to normal “fuck! Get offa me!” he cried out in pain before another head latched onto his arm to tear it clean off from his shoulder.Tossing the arm away the Black Beast then release Dante letting him fall through the air as it opened all of its jaws charging up energy blasts from each head.As he fell time seemed to slow down as he looked up at the Black Beast firing its attack at him, Dante scoffing to himself as everything turned white “well...fuck…” he sighed as the attack struck him, completely enveloping the Nephalim before destroying him completely and blanketting the entire area in a blinding white light.When the light faded away all the remained in a several block area was Ragna back in human form, the Centralfiction sighing and cracking his neck as he took in his destroyed surroundings “what an asshole” he scoffed before suddenly a piece of paper blew into his face, making him grunt as he tore it off and looked at it.It was Dante’s wanted poster.Winner: Ragna the BloodedgeWell, 2020 is finally coming to an end and to cap of the end of this shitty year I decided to bump off one of the shittiest characters of the last decade.So why does Ragna defeat DMC! Dante?Well if this was OG Dante this fight would have been much closer and maybe even would result in Dante taking the victory but this is simply not the case as DMC! Dante pales in comparison to his original and in comparison to Ragna.Ragna simply dominates DMC! Dante in every possible category to the point that I simply used the Black Beast in the fight for entertainment purposes as if the two were to canonically fight Ragna would have taken Dante’s head before he got remotely hurt enough to become the Black Beast.Anyway, happy end of this shitty year and I hope 2021 treats everyone better.
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